One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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