This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
only if we run a train.
done.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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