I got chris browned last night
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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