Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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