you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
now i know why i became what i already was.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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