Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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