She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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