fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
