It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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