I'm really into asian looking animals
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You ruined the universe
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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