I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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