11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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