U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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