I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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