Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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