It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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