We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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