He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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