i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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