just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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