so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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