I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize