It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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