I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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