thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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