I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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