You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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