He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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