Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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