Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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