Duck Duck Cougar?
it hurts more in the daytime
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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I need you to use more vowels.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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