we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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