Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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