Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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