you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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