i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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