perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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