didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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