"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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