That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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