So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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