Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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