That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
