Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Randomize
