I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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