Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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