Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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