it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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