Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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