Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
do nipples grow back?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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