That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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