i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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