Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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