You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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