can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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