she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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